One Torch to Rule Them All – the Surefire M3LT-S CombatLight

If you absolutely, positively  got to light up every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes. Oh sure, you might have one of those bright yellow torches you picked up in your local warehouse DIY store and you think you’re the king swinging dick of personal illumination products, but nothing comes close to the build quality or lighting power of this motherfucker of a torch. Daddy-O.

So, the first thing to say about the Surefire is that is puts out 800 lumens of light – if you’d had this puppy in 1969 you could have lit up the lunar lander’s steps for Neil Armstrong (this may be a slight exaggeration). It achieves this by using an ultra high-output 4-die LED emitter which the manufacturers say is immune to failure, because there’s no filament to burn out. It has two power outputs – a standard output and a high output for spotlight duties and running down perps.

The Surfire also includes a strobe mode for ‘tactical’ applications and is equipped with a high-strength aerospace aluminum body with a Mil-Spec hard-anodized finish. Nice. The design of the flashlight includes an ergonomic CombatGrip configuration designed for flashlight/handgun techniques and won’t let you down if you have cold, wet, or gloved hands. The Surefire is yours for $565USD and is available on Amazon. Handgun sold separately.