The ugliest iPhone accessory ever conceived? You be the judge.

Do you have a desire to transform the gorgeous minimalist styling of your iPhone into the most repulsive, over-indulgent, vulgar piece of tatt since a pikey decided to embed sovereign rings on a Vertu phone? You do? Excellent, we have just the product for you.

In a typically understated way, Ronald He, CEO of Divoti who manufactured the case, has this to say on the matter, “The Case Titan is unlike another other iPhone case out there.” Ronald clearly knows what he’s talking about – we’ve seen lots of iPhone cases come and go, but nothing compares to this bad boy. The main claim for this stunning offering is that it dramatically improves the audio quality of music you listen to thanks to a patented case design made of titanium and germanium. We can’t comment on the claims for improved audio, having never heard it in action, but we do know ugly when we see it.

The iPhone 4 titanium case will be unveiled at CES for the first time, but if you can’t wait, feast your eyes on the product photo which uses miniature representations of the case to make it look like it is in fact some sort of bizarre wrist-watch. Class.